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sharon osbourne killed susan boyle (not literally)
Most celebrity interviews suck and no one ever says anything good because most celebrities are functional retards who only got where they are based on being pretty and you would smell hair burning if...
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SHARON OSBOURNE – went on Opie and Anthony last week and said Susan Boyle looked like a “slapped ass”. Today she apologized, calling Boyle a “lovely gracious woman”. But then she added, “like a blue...
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Good News, Ladies: Ozzy Osbourne Might Be Single
After 31-years of marriage, Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne have presumably split up, as the matriarch has moved into the Beverly Hills Hotel, according to TMZ. Ozzy, on the other hand, is renting a house...
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These Two Old Broads Need Each Other
Ozzy and Sharon are the two slow kids who innately know to expose their junk to one another on the first day of kindergarten. Nature encourages the similar to seek each other out. But now reports have...
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Sharon Osbourne Shit All Over Kanye And Bieber
Co-host of The Talk, judge for the U.K.’s X Factor and all-around honest, old bitch Sharon Osbourne recently did an interview with The Daily Beast, and in between ripping Anthony Weiner and praising...
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Sharon Osbourne Shores Up Her Cooter
Proving that no Sharon Osbourne vagina story is a good Sharon Osbourne vagina story, the cackling talk show maven managed to burp out on British TV that he’s had some work done tightening up her lady...
View ArticleSharon Osbourne’s Vagina Story Turns Out to be a Fish Tale
This is precisely why they effort to settle horrific sexual assault cases before they go to trial. Nobody wants the victim to have to sit in a courtroom across from her attacker. I feel the same way...
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Sharon Osbourne Throws Her Soup on Jonah Hill’s Relatively Fatter Brother
According to ace on the scene reporter, Cyndi Lauper, Sharon Osborune didn’t take kindly to music manager Jordan Feldstein taking a dig at her son Jack during the Clive Davis pre-Grammy gala at the...
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The Osbournes Coming Back To MTV
Sharon Osbourne announced she and her shockingly still alive husband will be reprising The Osbournes for an eight episode run on MTV. They probably don’t need the money so this is more of a legacy...
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Sharon Osbourne And Jay Leno Have Fucked
Sharon Osbourne revealed a few details of the time she fucked Jay Leno to the Stern show while people listening vomited into their waste baskets at work. Outside of the surprising news that Leno...
View ArticleSharon Osbourne’s Vagina Story Turns Out to be a Fish Tale
This is precisely why they effort to settle horrific sexual assault cases before they go to trial. Nobody wants the victim to have to sit in a courtroom across from her attacker. I feel the same way...
View ArticleSharon Osbourne Throws Her Soup on Jonah Hill’s Relatively Fatter Brother
According to ace on the scene reporter, Cyndi Lauper, Sharon Osborune didn’t take kindly to music manager Jordan Feldstein taking a dig at her son Jack during the Clive Davis pre-Grammy gala at the...
View ArticleThe Osbournes Coming Back To MTV
Sharon Osbourne announced she and her shockingly still alive husband will be reprising The Osbournes for an eight episode run on MTV. They probably don’t need the money so this is more of a legacy...
View ArticleSharon Osbourne And Jay Leno Have Fucked
Sharon Osbourne revealed a few details of the time she fucked Jay Leno to the Stern show while people listening vomited into their waste baskets at work. Outside of the surprising news that Leno...
View ArticleOzzy Osbourne Still Fucking After All These Years
Sources confirm the worst about Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne’s relationship: At this time Ozzy is not at the marital home A bit formal considering the couple have split several times before. That’s not...
View ArticleOzzy Osbourne Ends Affair
There’s been a lot of speculation that this Ozzy Osbourne affair saga is a publicity stunt cooked up by Sharon Osbourne over a vat of witches brew. A key piece of supporting evidence would be his...
View ArticleKelly Osbourne Burns Her Dad’s Hairdresser
When you desperately need to be in the news, you can’t go wrong with outing the hair dresser who let your dad rub his flaccid cock up against her smock after a blow out. That’d be Michelle Pugh, the...
View ArticleSharon Osbourne Cries Over Ozzy’s Wandering Dick Diagnosis (VIDEO)
Sharon Osbourne took to her talk show to tearfully announce that her husband Ozzy Osbourne was entering sex addiction therapy, or would be, after a summer rock tour with Black Sabbath. So, the worst...
View ArticleOzzy Osbourne’s Orgy Of Lovers
Ozzy Osbourne is undoubtedly a rock star. And when you’re as famous as Ozzy having sex with other women that aren’t your wife is almost obligatory. If anyone is to blame it’s the women who were...
View ArticleSharon Osbourne Pulls Kim K’s Ho Card
Half of the young female “celebrities” today hide behind feminism. They don’t really care about women’s rights, they just want the right to expunge their slut phase college days as they move on to...
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